Crikey - Christian Grey has been deposed by the hairy bikers - it was an inevitability I suppose. Well done boys. And Lorraine Pascale's getting in on the cookery vibe too. Intrigued to see that Take That mini-popster Mark Owen has been moon-lighting as part of the US army's special ops - his take on the whole Bin Laden situation will undoubtedly be enlightening (more enlightening, I might venture, than whatever conspiracy-mongering waffle is actually contained in No Easy Day - but one musn't judge a book by it's cover. Or its media hype).
The top ten bestselling books in August, according to Amazon UK:

1
The Hairy Dieters by Hairy Bikers book cover

The Hairy Dieters
The Hairy Bikers
£10.49 from Amazon
2
Fifty Shades Freed by E L James book cover

Fifty Shades Freed
E L James

£3.86 from Amazon
3
Fifty Shades Darker by E L James book cover

Fifty Shades Darker
E L James
£3.86 from Amazon
4
Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James book cover

Fifty Shades of Grey
E L James
£3.78 from Amazon
5
Bared to You by Sylvia Day book cover

Bared to You
Sylvia Day
£2.99 from Amazon
6
Lorraine Pascale's Fast, Fresh and Easy Food by Lorrain Pascal book cover

Lorraine Pascale's Fast, Fresh and Easy Food
Lorraine Pascal
£8.86 from Amazon
7
No Easy Day by Mark Owen book cover

No Easy Day
Mark Owen
£16.14 from Amazon
8
A Wanted Man by Lee Child book cover

A Wanted Man
Lee Child
£9.45 from Amazon
9
Kingdom of the Wicked by Derek Landy

Kingdom of the Wicked
Derek Landy
£6.74 from Amazon
10
Alternate-Day Diet by James B. Johnson book cover

Alternate-Day Diet
James B. Johnson
£9.79  from Amazon
Prices correct on 31/08/2012