First off, Gwyneth Paltrow, excuse me, but most of us are not part-angel so can you tone down the halo a little bit? When I'm sat here looking like something out of The Walking Dead, I really don't need you grinning out at me, suggesting I'm just an aubergine or two away from genetic perfection (this is of course firmly tongue-in-cheek - congrats an the amazeball genes Gwyny, I'm sure the super-food recipes are tip-top-fabby). Away from those vomiting sunshine out of their covers and into my face, I feel sure The Great Deformation or Humans of New York are far more my cup of tea. Sadly, I've hardly made inroads into my own local stock, so pilfering from Amazon's US collection is hardly advisable just yet. 

The top ten bestselling books in March, according to Amazon US:

Lean In by Sheryl Sandberg book cover

Sheryl Sandberg
$13.72 from Amazon
Humans of New York by Brendon Stanton book cover

Brendon Stanton
$19.79 from Amazon
The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman book cover

Robert Kirkman
$32.24 from Amazon
The Great Deformation by David A. Stockman book cover

David A. Stockman
$19.89 from Amazon
Gulp by Mary Roach book cover

Mary Roach
$15.81 from Amazon
Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin book cover

George R. R. Martin
$19.78 from Amazon
The Beauty Detox Food by Kimberly Snyder

Kimberly Snyder
$10.38 from Amazon
Proof of Heaven by Eben Alexander book cover

Eben Alexander
$8.79 from Amazon
Daring Greatly by Brene Brown book cover

Brene Brown
$14.29 from Amazon
It's All Good by Gwyneth Paltrow book cover

Gwyneth Paltrow
$17.39 from Amazon
Prices correct on 31/03/2013